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Joke Topic - 'Race'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.
Did you hear about the man who lost the race
because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Ready! Teddy! Go!
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
One, two, flea, go.
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Insurance
Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often
Women Drivers
My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
Tires
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
Clown
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Restaurants
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Basketball
Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
The players dribbled all over it.
Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
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