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Joke Topic - 'Race'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

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Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.


Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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