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Joke Topic - 'Race'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


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Insurance

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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