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Joke Topic - 'Rain'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Rain'.

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Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.


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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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