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Joke Topic - 'Reality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

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Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.

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