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Joke Topic - 'Reception'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Reception'.

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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

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