Joke Topic - 'Recovered'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Pirate radio rules the waves

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

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