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Joke Topic - 'Refined'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refined'.

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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