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Joke Topic - 'Reincarnation'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Reincarnation'.


Reincarnation is making a comeback

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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.


Wakeup to insomnia


Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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