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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Where there's a will there's a relative


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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

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