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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Where there's a will there's a relative

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My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.


I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.


Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

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