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Joke Topic - 'Remember'


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Remember'.

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Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
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Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
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You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

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