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Joke Topic - 'Rent'


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

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