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Joke Topic - 'Rent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!


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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

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