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Joke Topic - 'Repeat'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat'.

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As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.


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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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