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Joke Topic - 'Repeat'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat'.


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.

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Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.


What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?


You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.


How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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