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Joke Topic - 'Research'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Research'.


Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.


What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?


Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

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