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Joke Topic - 'Research'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Research'.

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Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

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