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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.

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A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.


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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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