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Joke Topic - 'Right'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Right'.

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It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.


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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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