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Joke Topic - 'Right'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Right'.


It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow


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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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