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Joke Topic - 'Ringing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ringing'.

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Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.


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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

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