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Joke Topic - 'Roads'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.


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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

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