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Joke Topic - 'Rob'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!


What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

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