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Joke Topic - 'Rob'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.

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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

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