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Joke Topic - 'Robbers'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Robbers'.

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Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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First Cannibal: "We had robbers at our house yesterday."
Second Cannibal: "Did you enjoy them?"
First Cannibal: "yes, but they weren't as good as the missionaries we had last week."
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Two robbers broke onto a lodging house in Glasgow. They were discovered and a tremendous fight broke out. Bleeding and covered in bruises they finally managed to escape through a window. Well, we didn't do too badly said one, 'we came out with twenty pounds.' 'Thats true,' said the other, 'but we went in with sixty pounds.'
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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.


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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.

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