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Joke Topic - 'Rock'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rock'.

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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

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