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Joke Topic - 'Rockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rockets'.

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What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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