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Joke Topic - 'Roller Skates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roller Skates'.

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What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.


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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

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