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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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