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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rolls Royce'.


If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.

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Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.


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What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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