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Joke Topic - 'Romantic'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Romantic'.


Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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