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Joke Topic - 'Romantic'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Romantic'.

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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.


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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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