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Joke Topic - 'Rome'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rome'.

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How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.


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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

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