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Joke Topic - 'Roosters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

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