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Joke Topic - 'Roses'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roses'.


When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.


I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?


What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.


First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."


Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.


Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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