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Joke Topic - 'Roses'


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When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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