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Joke Topic - 'Ruler'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.

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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

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