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Joke Topic - 'Run'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Run'.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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