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Joke Topic - 'Run'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Run'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.


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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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