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Joke Topic - 'Rush'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rush'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

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