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Joke Topic - 'Ruthless'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruthless'.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.


Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.


Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?


Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.


Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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