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Joke Topic - 'Sad'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sad'.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.


Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.


What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


This car is protected by Smith and Wesson


Wakeup to insomnia


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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