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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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