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Joke Topic - 'Sail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sail'.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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