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Joke Topic - 'Sail'


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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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