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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.


How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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They would crack each other up.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.


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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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