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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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