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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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