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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

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