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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage Rolls'.


How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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