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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage Rolls'.

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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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