Joke Topic - 'Sausages'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

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