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Joke Topic - 'Sausages'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
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What did the scarf say to the hat?
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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
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Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
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