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Joke Topic - 'Savings'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Savings'.

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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.


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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

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