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Joke Topic - 'Sawdust'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sawdust'.

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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.


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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

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