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Joke Topic - 'Say'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

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