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Joke Topic - 'Say'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.


Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.


Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

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