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Joke Topic - 'Scare'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scare'.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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