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Joke Topic - 'Scare'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scare'.

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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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