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Joke Topic - 'Scared'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scared'.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.


What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.


Reincarnation is making a comeback


A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

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