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Joke Topic - 'Scares'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scares'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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