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Joke Topic - 'Scares'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scares'.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!


We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...


What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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