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Joke Topic - 'Scary'


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What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!


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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.

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