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Joke Topic - 'Scary'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scary'.


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

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What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


Do me a favor...Steal this car.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.

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