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Joke Topic - 'Scientists'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.


How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


What children's toy hates to be touched?


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.


Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.


Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."

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