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Joke Topic - 'Scotland Yard'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland Yard'.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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Ready! Teddy! Go!


Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


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They go to pieces.


Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.


Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.


Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

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