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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

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