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Joke Topic - 'Seagulls'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seagulls'.
Two seagulls were flying over the beach at a seaside resort one boiling hot August Bank Holiday afternoon. Every way they looked, there were so many people there wasn't a speck of sand to be seen.
'Ah,' said one to the other contemptuously, 'takes all the skill out of it, doesn't it?'
'Ah,' said one to the other contemptuously, 'takes all the skill out of it, doesn't it?'
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