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Joke Topic - 'Second-hand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Second-hand'.

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'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'


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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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