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Joke Topic - 'Second-hand'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Second-hand'.

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'

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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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