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Joke Topic - 'Seed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.


Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

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