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Joke Topic - 'Seed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

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